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Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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