like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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