She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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