i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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