So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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