i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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