theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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