I am puke
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Dear god my vagina.
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