The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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