This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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