Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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