Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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