If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
