so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
