At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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