You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
