I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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