So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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