This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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