brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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