shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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