I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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