doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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