If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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