the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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