yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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