If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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