no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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