So drunk its hurt
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Shame - the story of my life.
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