No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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