forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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