fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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