stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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