how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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