he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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