its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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