we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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