We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
This is classic penis vs brain.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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