Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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