So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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