I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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