Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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