my mouth tastes like poor choices
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
