That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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