Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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