I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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