fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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