bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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