Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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