I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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