its not stalking. its research.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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