Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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