"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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