what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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