This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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