we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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