Fine. I'll sleep in my office
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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